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What　happened　to　all　that　snow？！

How　e　whenever　there？s　a　serious　snowstorm　in　the　city；　it　only　takes　a　few　hours　for　the

snow　to　melt　off　the　sidewalks　and　then　everything　is　back　to　normal　again；　just　in　time　for　school

on　Monday？　I　think　it？s　a　plot　to　ensure　that　we　all　have　to　go　to　school　on　Valentine？s　Day；　which

should　totally　be　a　national　no…school　holiday。　I　think　I？m　going　to　take　the　day　off　anyway。　How

else　am　I　going　to　enjoy　the　roses；　chocolates；　and　jewelry　I？m　going　to　get　from　my　secret

admirers？

Your　e…mail

Q：？　？　Dear　GG；

I？m　bummed　that　this　girl　I　like　maybe　doesn？t　like　me　in　the　same　way。　Your　site　cheers　me　up。

？blue

A：？　？　Hey　blue；

How　do　you　know　she　doesn？t　like　you？　Have　you　asked　her？　Remember；　though；　I？m　always

here　for　you　when　that　girl　lets　you　down。

？GG

Q：？　？　dear　gg；

you　are　hot。　will　you　be　my　valentine？

？oskar

A：？　？　Dear　oskar；

Thank　you　for　the　pliment。　Unfortunately　I？m　already　spoken　for；　and　I　have　an　extremely

hot　evening　planned。　But　if　you　still　want　to　shower　me　with　gifts；　I　definitely　won？t　plain。

？GG

Sightings

Bleaving　a　downtown　hotel　alone　Friday　late　night　and　taking　thesubway　uptown；　of　all

shockingly　pedestrian　things。　Guess　that？s　one　place　she　thought　she　wouldn？t　be

spotted。Wrong　。S　；Les　Best？s　Chief　d？Affairs；　andLes　Best　himself；　wearing　his　signature　black

ski　suit；　outside　the　offices　of　theLittle　Hearts　children？s　charity　early　yesterday　morning；　looking

like　they？d　been　up　all　night。　Serena　was　wearing　a　pink　bra　and　some　guy？s　ski　jacket。　Whatever

happened　to　her　boyfriend？N　arriving　atGrand　Central　yesterday　afternoon；　looking　dazed　and

confused　but　still　gorgeous；　of　course。D　stumbling　out　of　a　cab　and　intoAgn？s　B。　Homme　to　shop。

Wait；　are　we　talking　about　the　sameD　？　I　guessAgn？s　B。　is　French；　and　he　always　fancied　himself

an　existentialist；　which　is　a　French　concept；　but　wait？I　digress。V　filming　a　bullterrier　trailing

yellow　pee　behind　it　in　the　white　snow。　Well；　it？s　nice　to　knowshe　hasn？t　changed。

May　your　Valentine？s　Day　be　filled　with　adoration；　pampering；　and　a　pair　of　gorgeous；

tiny…heeled　Jimmy　Choo　sandals　that　are　pletely　useless　in　this　weather。　Just　remember：　You

are　totally　worth　it。

You　know　you　love　me。

gossip　girl

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